Our kid is slacking on the job
Seriously!
11M+ for pics of the Jolie/Pitt twins? They’re not even a week old and already bringing in the dough!!! G needs to get a move on — he’s got some heavy competition by his peers.
Oh, and PS — G’s parents are obviously already a failure, since we won’t be bringing home 11M any time soon.
I bet G will be much cuter then those babies anyways. Plus they won’t see any of that money, it’s all going to charity.
Don’t worry– I don’t think those kids have “peers”!