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    It’s my fault

    May 20th, 2021

    Storm is having a bad day.

    It’s my fault.

    It’s my fault… because I gave birth to him.

    Ok… ya, that makes sense?

    I’ve been waiting 12 years to be asked this question

    May 20th, 2021

    I picked Storm up from school, and shortly after getting in the car, he asked me “Why is the sky blue?”

    I had to pause and double check if he was REALLY asking me this (because, no joke, I was waiting/preparing for the legit light refraction answer here this whole time).

    Later in the day, I was hanging out with Griffin and said:

    Me: You know…. your brother asked me a question today that I’ve been waiting 12 years to be asked

    Griffin (without missing a beat!!!): Are you really my mother?

    if your jaw is dropped, it’s ok — mine was too.


    May 7th, 2021

    Griffin: (lying in bed at 3pm, surrounded by cozy pillows, watching YouTube, and eating a snack) Mom! You too can be doing this if you had all your work done

    Me: (in my head) Jerk!

    My head’s under water and I’m feeling fine!

    May 1st, 2021

    Griffin (as he has his water bottle on his head): hey mom, look! My head’s under water… and I’m feeling fine!