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    How to make a pre-teen cringe

    Storm: Mom, I’d really like to watch Top Gun

    Me: The new one or the original?

    Storm: The new one

    Me: I’m not sure if watching the original first is necessary to make sense of it

    Storm: That’s fine.

    Me: I think the original has a sex scene in it though

    Storm: Mom, you know, you can fast forward through that

    Me: Huh… so you can watch people do it faster?

    Storm: [looks at me with discomfort and disbelief]

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