How to make a pre-teen cringe
Storm: Mom, I’d really like to watch Top Gun
Me: The new one or the original?
Storm: The new one
Me: I’m not sure if watching the original first is necessary to make sense of it
Storm: That’s fine.
Me: I think the original has a sex scene in it though
Storm: Mom, you know, you can fast forward through that
Me: Huh… so you can watch people do it faster?
Storm: [looks at me with discomfort and disbelief]
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