Oh boob fairy… when will you come for me?
February 12th, 2008When I was in my teens I kept hoping that I would just be a late bloomer, and I would eventually get a visit from the boob fairy. Alas, it wasn’t meant to be.
Well, now that I’m pregnant, and I hear people’s stories about filling out fairly quickly, I have the same hopeful wish: that perhaps this time around that darn fairy finally got my change of address. So far though, no real visits 🙁
I just don’t think it’s fair!!!
I’m not asking to be a Barbie doll or anything, I just don’t want 5th graders to beat me in the boob category anymore.
So… while I wait, here’s a very appropriate song from Diedre Flint.
(Or if that doesn’t work go to http://music.podshow.com/music/mp3/00002575/807959.mp3 with your favorite music player.)
Oh… and a PS to the Boob fairy: I’ll be attending a wedding this May – can I please get my endowments in time for that in addition to my bigger new tummy?
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