Invariably, after the last laundry load goes into the wash, a child will either have a massive spit-up, throw-up or blow-out.
(Note to self: purchase stock in Tide and GM)

One couple’s journey through parenthood
Invariably, after the last laundry load goes into the wash, a child will either have a massive spit-up, throw-up or blow-out.
(Note to self: purchase stock in Tide and GM)