Gametes In Love

Our 14 yr old is now taller than me. He’s a 5’4″ skinny bean, weighing in at 95lbs

• Do you know what the V stands for?
  • Viktor
• That’s partially true. Stands for both grandma and grandpa
  • Ok
• Do you wish it stood for something else?
  • No

• How old are you about to be?
  • 14
• What is you favorite color?
  • Gray
• Upgrade from black last year!

• Who is your best friend?
  • Luke
• What do you like to do with your friends?
  • Talk
• About what?
  • Talk

• What is you favorite book?
  • I don’t read enough for that
• Have you read anything good in the past year?
  • No

• What is your favorite movie or TV show?
  • Arcane
• Is there also a movie that you’re really into?
  • I don’t want enough movies either

• What is your favorite animal?
  • The crow
• Cool! Why not the raven
  • That too! But they’re basically the same thing… except one is larger than the other
• Very different in size… Why?
  • I dunno. They’re interesting, I guess
• They’re super smart!
  • Smarter than you!
• I’m offended! Also, there’s a movie called The Crow that I would like to introduce you to. Has a great soundtrack!

• What is your favorite food to eat?
  • Pizza, I guess
• What is your favorite favorite pizza?
  • Pepperoni! Shocker
• Thin crust? Deep dish? Regular crust?
  • As long as it’s not the stuff they do in Europe I’m fine
• What do they do in Europe?
  • They make it like as thin as possible. It’s like a competition how to make it before people start complaining?
• So you’re not into cracker crust?
  • I’m not into crust that feels like it could be used as paper

• What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
  • I don’t eat enough ice cream for that
• If you walk into an ice cream store tomorrow, what flavor would you pick?
  • It depends on what they have! Not every store has everything
• Pretend this one does
  • I dunno. Like Cookies & cream, probably

• What is your favorite toy?
  • I don’t play with toys
• There’s many things I would classify as toys
  • Ok, do it!
• I would call my computer a toy
  • Ok, then that I guess

• What is your favorite thing to wear?
  • Clothes… that’s my answer
• Can you describe the kinds of clothes you like to wear
  • They’re comfortable

• What song do you love?
  • I dunno. I don’t listen to one specific song, because I’m not a psychopath
• Ok, who’s your favorite musical artist these days?
  • Lets see (looks at his Spotify). Thing would really good if Spotify Wrapped was out right now
• It will by the end of the year
  • Is it the end of the year?
• I know it’s not
  • Juice World
• Is that one of the artists I can’t use for your slideshow?
  • Yes! He overdosed on drugs, so you can’t use his lyrics

• Who is your biggest hero?
  • I dunno. The Hulk, because he’s big, I guess
• You took that quite literally!
  • Maybe like Plastic Man — he can scale to any factor, because he’s plastic I guess
  • I don’t know. I don’t know who’s my biggest hero, so that’s my answer

• What are you really good at?
  • Proctastination
• What are you not good at that you’d like to get better at next year?
  • Doing stuff on time
• You actually have improved on that a lot.

• Where do you wish you could go on vacation?
  • I’d like to stay home, without the fear of school. Like a break
• If you had a destination where would you go?
  • I dunno; some uncontacted tribe… ‘cuz it’d be funny to talk with them
• You think you could speak their language?
  • I dunno, but it would still be unny

• What would you buy if you had $1000?
  • Nothing in this economy
• What would you buy if you had $10,000?
  • Ugh… I dunno… bonds, I guess?
• Really? Why bonds?
  • Because they’re a safe investment

• What do you want to do when you grow up?
  • I don’t know. Preferably something I enjoy to do
• I hope so for you too!

• What do you hope to do before you turn 15?
  • Nothing

• Give me a piece of advice…
  • 99.99% gamblers quit before they hit big
• So you’re telling me I should quit, before I hit big?
  • No, I’m telling you you shouldn’t give up!
  • You should keep clicking the button until you hit the jackpot
• But I don’t want to lose my money