Our 14 yr old is now taller than me. He’s a 5’4″ skinny bean, weighing in at 95lbs

  • Do you know what the V stands for?
    • Viktor
  • That’s partially true. Stands for both grandma and grandpa
    • Ok
  • Do you wish it stood for something else?
    • No
  • How old are you about to be?
    • 14
  • What is you favorite color?
    • Gray
  • Upgrade from black last year!

  • Who is your best friend?
    • Luke
  • What do you like to do with your friends?
    • Talk
  • About what?
    • Talk

  • What is you favorite book?
    • I don’t read enough for that
  • Have you read anything good in the past year?
    • No

  • What is your favorite movie or TV show?
    • Arcane
  • Is there also a movie that you’re really into?
    • I don’t want enough movies either

  • What is your favorite animal?
    • The crow
  • Cool! Why not the raven
    • That too! But they’re basically the same thing… except one is larger than the other
  • Very different in size… Why?
    • I dunno. They’re interesting, I guess
  • They’re super smart!
    • Smarter than you!
  • I’m offended! Also, there’s a movie called The Crow that I would like to introduce you to. Has a great soundtrack!

  • What is your favorite food to eat?
    • Pizza, I guess
  • What is your favorite favorite pizza?
    • Pepperoni! Shocker
  • Thin crust? Deep dish? Regular crust?
    • As long as it’s not the stuff they do in Europe I’m fine
  • What do they do in Europe?
    • They make it like as thin as possible. It’s like a competition how to make it before people start complaining?
  • So you’re not into cracker crust?
    • I’m not into crust that feels like it could be used as paper

  • What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
    • I don’t eat enough ice cream for that
  • If you walk into an ice cream store tomorrow, what flavor would you pick?
    • It depends on what they have! Not every store has everything
  • Pretend this one does
    • I dunno. Like Cookies & cream, probably

  • What is your favorite toy?
    • I don’t play with toys
  • There’s many things I would classify as toys
    • Ok, do it!
  • I would call my computer a toy
    • Ok, then that I guess

  • What is your favorite thing to wear?
    • Clothes… that’s my answer
  • Can you describe the kinds of clothes you like to wear
    • They’re comfortable

  • What song do you love?
    • I dunno. I don’t listen to one specific song, because I’m not a psychopath
  • Ok, who’s your favorite musical artist these days?
    • Lets see (looks at his Spotify). Thing would really good if Spotify Wrapped was out right now
  • It will by the end of the year
    • Is it the end of the year?
  • I know it’s not
    • Juice World
  • Is that one of the artists I can’t use for your slideshow?
    • Yes! He overdosed on drugs, so you can’t use his lyrics

  • Who is your biggest hero?
    • I dunno. The Hulk, because he’s big, I guess
  • You took that quite literally!
    • Maybe like Plastic Man — he can scale to any factor, because he’s plastic I guess
    • I don’t know. I don’t know who’s my biggest hero, so that’s my answer

  • What are you really good at?
    • Proctastination
  • What are you not good at that you’d like to get better at next year?
    • Doing stuff on time
  • You actually have improved on that a lot.

  • Where do you wish you could go on vacation?
    • I’d like to stay home, without the fear of school. Like a break
  • If you had a destination where would you go?
    • I dunno; some uncontacted tribe… ‘cuz it’d be funny to talk with them
  • You think you could speak their language?
    • I dunno, but it would still be unny

  • What would you buy if you had $1000?
    • Nothing in this economy
  • What would you buy if you had $10,000?
    • Ugh… I dunno… bonds, I guess?
  • Really? Why bonds?
    • Because they’re a safe investment

  • What do you want to do when you grow up?
    • I don’t know. Preferably something I enjoy to do
  • I hope so for you too!

  • What do you hope to do before you turn 15?
    • Nothing

  • Give me a piece of advice…
    • 99.99% gamblers quit before they hit big
  • So you’re telling me I should quit, before I hit big?
    • No, I’m telling you you shouldn’t give up!
    • You should keep clicking the button until you hit the jackpot
  • But I don’t want to lose my money