I was privy to overhearing this winner of a conversation this morning between S and G:
S: Do you know what people that don’t eat meat are called?
G: Meatees?
S: Meatees? No, they’re called vegetarians.
G: Oh?! I thought they are called “picky eaters”
Meanwhile I am in the living room cleaning our coffee table and chuckling into my shirt so he can’t hear my laughing.