One couple’s journey through parenthood
S wanted to get ghost roots. It’s def. a hair dye skill above my level, and if bleach is going on my kids’ head, then it’s getting done by Bobby. So, for his birthday, kid leveld up his hair game.
It looks pretty great! Won’t lie — these pics don’t do it justice.
Now… we get home, and I’m showing G pics of the process. He looks at Bobby and says “Who’se this?” I answer: Bobby.
That can’t be Bobby! This is Bobby!
(and he pulls up a pic of Bobbi the hair-dresser from Phinneas & Ferb)
Weighing in at 106lb, at 5’6″, here’s Storm in his own words:
How old are you now?
15?
What is your favorite color?
Red.
Changed since last year.
Okay.
I like it. Who’s your best friend? Or who are your best friends?
Alex.
What do you like to do with your friends?
Talk.
Do you have a favorite book?
No.
Do you have a favorite movie or TV show?
Uh, like, The Spider-Verse series, and Avatar the Last Airbender.
What is your favorite animal?
Uh, the crow.
What is your favorite food to eat?
I don’t know. Chips or something like that?
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
I have no clue. You get the ice cream.
You like cookies and cream a lot.
Yeah. Sure, then that. Sure.
Okay. What is your favorite outfit to wear?
I don’t have a single outfit that I wear. Also, that’s a really random question.
Okay, what is your favorite article of clothing, then?
Um, I like this jacket. It’s, like, corderoy. It’s comfy.
Okay. What song do you love right now?
Let’s see, what’s my top song on Spotify wrapped. This is a good time for this. Hmm. Let’s look through playlist. Maybe. Let’s see. Uh, it’s a, this is one of them. It’s white noise by Cyber trash. Okay. Um, but just a ton more.
Okay. Who’s your biggest hero?
I don’t know.
Okay. What are you really good at?
Okay, um, sitting in a chair all day.
What do you wish you could be better at?
Sleeping.
I thought you were already really good sleeping.
Not on time.
Where do you wish you could go on vacation?
Uh, uh, I want to visit New York eventually.
Which part of New York?
All of it. I don’t know.
New York City?
Yes, mainly that.
What would you buy if you had $1,000?
I don’t know, clothes.
If you could have a wish, what would it be?
Dear Santa, 100 weed.
Not this year! Okay, next…
Um, money.
How much money?
Um, a lot.
What’s a lot?
Enough to live comfortably. More than comfortably.
In which country?
Um, the best.
What do you consider to be the best country?
I cannot further disclose that.
Okay. What kind of job do you want to do when you grow up?
I want to be an architect.
Okay. What do you hope to do before you turn 16?
Uh, uh, get like the driving permit before Griffin.
Okay. And now, lastly, give me a piece of advice.
I don’t know.