I think I’ve been low jacked by my kid.
How do I know this?
Because G can be sound asleep in his crib when I’m in the nursery. As soon as I walk out of his room, make it as far as my bed and lie down, he wakes up.
Serves me right — I kept making all those jokes about getting him chipped (you chip pets, why not kids?), but I guess he got me on that one.
[Sigh]