Mommies taste like chicken
February 3rd, 2011Per our conversation this evening
G [while pretending to eat me]: Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom
Me: What are you doing?
G: I eating YOU.
Me: You’re eating me?
G: Yeah
Me: Am I tasty?
G: Yeah
Me: What do I taste like?
G: CHICKEN!!!
So clearly everything does, in fact, taste like chicken… including mommies.