In the span of 2 minutes G tonight:

  1. Ran Windows Diagnostics on my machine
  2. Searched for “bcbcbcbcbcccccc hg” on Yahoo! (at least he’s a company man)
  3. Tried to buy “tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt”  off of Amazon. They were fresh out.
  4. Cleared my cookies. Oh, and
  5. Attempted to book himself a flight on American Airlines

He’s nothing but efficient, that G! What do they teach them at daycare exactly?