A lot of our interaction with G of late has been around the word “No!”

“No shower!”

“No diaper!”

“No bed!”

“No dinner!”

Paired with some unreasonable requests

“More George!” (after already having seen 2 episodes of Curious George)

“Now HAT!” (referring to Cat in the Hat, when Curious George gets rejected)

“MYYYYYYYY $insert-item-of-choice here”

And then of course there are the schizophrenic requests we get while driving.

“Milk”

“You want milk buddy? Ok, here’s some milk!” (while hanging him a sippy)

“NO milk!”

“Ok, you don’t want milk” (while we take it away)

“Milk!”

And this is what has inspired my (normally) sane husband to flat out say:

“Geez, kid! You’re like a bad girlfriend”