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    Mommies taste like chicken

    Per our conversation this evening

    G [while pretending to eat me]: Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom
    Me: What are you doing?
    G: I eating YOU.
    Me: You’re eating me?
    G: Yeah
    Me: Am I tasty?
    G: Yeah
    Me: What do I taste like?
    G: CHICKEN!!!

    So clearly everything does, in fact, taste like chicken… including mommies.

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