If you have a girl, let me tell you the types of conversation you might be missing out on…
G: (after dinner lets one rip). (GRIN!)
G: Fa-at
Me: Did you fart?
G: (giggle) Fa-at. Again!
Me: You want to fart again?
G: HAHA!
Yeah, we’ve got the boy topics covered over here. And yes, for the record this was at the dinner table, which qualifies as 1) talking about farts; 2) toilet humor at dinner. It’s a 2 for 1 evening.