For Mother’s Day, G’s class assignment was to write a poem describing me with each letter of alphabet. He shared his poem with me, and I had the joy of reading it, while at work…. and busting out laughing. Here’s my poem.

ABC to my mom

A:awesome. You are very awesome to me.

B:Belligerent. You are very smart.

C:Casual. You do not get mad a lot

D:Dandy fine.youare very good.

E:excellent you are a excellent

F:fair. You are always fair to me and storm

G:glorious.you are very glorious to me

H:Hard-working.you are very hard working

I:laughable.you make good jokes

J:Jesting you are very humorous

K:Kempt you like to be neat

L:love i love you a lot

M:mom. You are mom only mom

N:nice you are nice

O:Obliging you are very helpful

P:Patient you wait for me and my bother

Q:quiet you can sneek up on me

R:Radiant you are very yoyful

S:smal you are not that tall

T:tea you like to drink tea

U:ultra you do a lot of thungs

V:very nice i do know that i alrdy did it but stiy you are nice

W:wine.you and dad like wine

X:x.x amsome you are doble amsome

Y:youthful.you are very young

Z:Zappy you have a lot of eangy.

My favorite part was “B”. I mean… I can absolutely BE belligerent, though I usually I try to keep that in check.
It’s now a running joke around these here parts. I’ve proposed other “b” words…. like “brainy”, but he’s preferring to keep with belligerent. 🙂