S2 and I were having a conversation this evening while I was making dinner. He was eating his yogurt and declared to me that he had two names
S2: S****, R*******
Me: Buddy, you know… you actually have three names: S**** V R*******
He looked at me like I had two heads.
S2: That’s not a name! That’s just a letter!!!
He was outraged. Like seriously mad, that I could even present that to him.
Meanwhile I walked away thinking, “Yeah, buddy. You got ripped off by parents that couldn’t come up with a legitimate middle name for you guys”