Dear G,

Finding you sitting-up in your crib playing with the videocam is not what I had in mind when I put you down for a nap this afternoon. Naptime is for lying down flat as a board, closing your eyes and taking a snooze. Sitting up and rattling the crib isn’t fitting to that definition.

Please also tell me how you manage to immediately awaken even though I put you down half asleep… twice!

Sincerely,

Your “tired-of-battling-you-at-naptime” mom