Gametes In Love

G is 1 month old today! In some respects these last few weeks have gone by really fast, and in others I feel like our family has already spent an eternity together. In honor of this occasion, I wanted to reflect on the past few weeks. What follows is a series of non sequitur thoughts and observations.

• Babies smell good
• Whomever said that baby poo smells sweet really needs to examine their smell receptors
• A baby’s coo melts your heart
• Babies are cute
• Nature has purposefully made babies cute so that you still like them when they cry
• Taking a shower is a luxury
• Brushing your teeth is also a luxury
• Your kids smile makes you forget all about being tired… even when they don’t mean to smile… or even know they’re smiling
• Breast-milk will not be going into my cereal anytime soon
• I have a new-found respect for single parents doing it alone
• Parents of multiples have my admiration… and sympathies
• Simple math on a few hours of sleep is hard
• Even un-circumcised boys produce a fountain-ous spray
• Being peed on is not as gross as one imagines
• Yes, you can put a monetary value on a night’s sleep (currently $179 in our house… before taxes, shipping and handling)
• You can never have enough photos of your kid
• Taking off your pants (to go to the bathroom) w/ one hand (‘cuz the other is holding the baby) is hard. I have not yet mastered this skill
• A fart and belch from your partner is gross. A fart and belch from your infant on the other hand is pretty adorable
• Anyone calling my house after 9pm is looking for a whoppin’
• It’s almost impossible to walk through a baby store and not Aw at the little clothes
• Baby stuff is made of some of the softest and cuddliest fabrics ever… and they can’t even appreciate it
• It’s remarkable how quickly the details of labor disappear
• Lactation supplements makes sweat (and uhmn “other” stuff) smell like licorice
• Family pets seem to be more afraid of babies than anything else: apparently size matters not
• The amount of love you immediately feel for your child is immeasurable

There’s so much more, but I’ll stop here.

Happy 1 month birthday G!!!

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