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    This is 16

    August 29th, 2024
    • me: How old are you now?
      • G: 16
    • me: What is you favorite color?
      • G: Blue
    • me: Who is your best friend?
      • G: Carston, Ryan, Tiago, Julian
    • me: What do you like to do with your friends?
      • G: Play games
    • me: Which games do you like to play?
      • G: Video games
    • me: Which video games
      • G: Let’s see: Fortnite, Finals
    • me: Finals? What kind of game is Finals
      • G: [sheepish grin, because he knows how I feel about guns] A shooter game
    • me: What is you favorite book?
      • G: Ugh, no
    • me: What is your favorite movie or TV show?
      • G: I don’t know
    • me: DO you have a favorite YouTuber?
      • G: No
    • me: What are ones you enjoy watching the most?
      • G: I don’t know
    • me: Not even GCGray makes the list anymore?
      • G: Ugh, no
    • me: What is your favorite animal?
      • G: I don’t know
    • me: What is your favorite food to eat?
      • G: Pasta
    • me: What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
      • G: Cookies & Creme
    • me: What is your favorite thing to wear?
      • G: I don’t know — clothes!
    • me: I was going to assume you were going to say your pajamas
      • G: That works too!
    • me: What song do you love?
      • G: I don’t know
    • me: If there an artist you’re really into righ tnow?
      • G: Miles Smith
    • me: Who is your biggest hero?
      • G: Myself
    • me: How come?
      • G: I don’t know
    • me: What are you really good at?
      • G: Sleeping
    • me: What do you wish you were really good at?
      • G: Sleeping
    • me: If you’re already really good at sleeping, why do you wish you…
      • G: Cuz you could always be better
    • me: Where do you wish you could go on vacation?
      • G: Norway
    • me: Again?
      • G: Yes
    • me: What would you buy if you had $1000?
      • G: I don’t know — you can’t buy that much now
    • me: What would you buy if you had $10000?
      • G: I still don’t know
    • me: If you could have a wish, what would it be?
      • G: I have no idea
    • me: What kind of job do you wish you could do after college?
      • G: Ideally I don’t have to work
    • me: Ok, how do you think you’re going to make the moneys to make that a reality?
      • G: Oh, Ideally I won’t have to work, but I probably will
    • me: So, so if you do have to work, what kind of job do you hope you would be working as?
      • G: I don’t know
    • me: Any top contenders?
      • G: No
    • me: Is there anything you hope to do before you turn 17? Any activity/event you want to try
      • G: No
    • me: Give me a piece of advice…
      • G: Don’t do drugs!


    Two teens!

    November 1st, 2023

    Storm is now 13, so we officially have nothing but teens in our house.

    Me: How old are you about to be?
    Storm: 13

    Me: What is your favorite color
    Storm: Gray

    Me: Who is your best friend?
    Storm: I don’t have one
    Me: Do you have many best friends then?
    Storm: I don’t know who
    Me: Alright! Which people do you like hanging out with?
    Storm: I don’t know. Depends on the day.
    Me: Ok. Most days, name some people that you enjoy being around
    Storm: Uuuuuugh. I don’t feel like saying. Maybe next year

    Me: What do you like to do with your friends?
    Storm: Play games
    Me: Which games
    Storm: Any
    Me: Tic-tac-toe!
    Storm: No
    Me: Ha! So… not any?
    Storm: Video games, ok? Not blacksmith games like you grew up with.
    Me: Alright, so video games you like Ms. Pacman
    Storm: Ok, as I just stated, games that weren’t alive/weren’t created in the dark ages

    Me: Alright. What are you doing right now? [because he was]
    Storm: Making a texture of something
    Me: A texture for what
    Storm: A thing
    Me: What is the thing?
    Storm: A lot of things
    Me: Elaborate please
    Storm: Tools
    Me: What kind of tools? that looks like a shovel
    Storm: It’s golden
    Me: Is it a golden shovel?
    Storm: Yes
    Me: For Minecraft?
    Storm: Yep
    Me: Are you going to sell it?
    Storm: When I can
    Me: Is anyone commissioning this one for you?
    Storm: Nope
    Me: Ok. When you sell it, how much are you going to sell it for?
    Storm: I don’t know
    Me: What was the last thing you sold worth?
    Storm: I haven’t sold anything yet because I haven’t entered the partner program
    Me: I see. Do you have to be a certain age to enter the partner program
    Storm: No. They just haven’t sent me the link because they ghosted me fo the past… (check this) 10 days. So I have no clue if they just forgot
    Me: You can try again
    Storm: Ya, I guess

    Me: What is your favorite book?
    Storm: I don’t read

    Me: What is your favorite movie or TV show?
    Storm: Breaking Bad
    Me: That is not true!
    Storm: Yes it is! Stop me!
    Me: Ok; tell me what happens in the first episode
    Storm: Ok, so this man finds out he has cancer. Then he says “We must cook Jessie!” and then he cooks meth
    Me: We must cook Jessie?
    Storm: Yea. Ya, that’s the name fo the kid that he cooks with.
    Me: I’m a little disturbed that you know this. How long ago did you start watching Breaking Bad
    Storm: Oh, I haven’t
    Me: Liar!
    Storm: What do you mean liar?
    Me: The fact that you just told me you watched Breaking Bad makes you a liar pants.
    Storm: But I haven’t watched it, though!
    Me: I thought that Gravity Falls would have been one of your favorite TV shows
    Storm: Why?
    Me: You telling me it’s not?
    Storm: No. I’m just confused. A boy can’t be confused of his mother’s oppinion?
    Me: 100%, totally, right. So can I ask the question again?
    Storm: Si!
    Me: What is your favorite TV show or movie?
    Storm: I still don’t know

    Me: What’s your favorite animal?
    Storm: The crow!
    Me: Why do you like the crow?
    Storm: It’s an interesting animal
    Me: What’s your favorite thing about them?
    Storm: They’re smart
    Me: They are very smart!

    Me: What’s your favorite food to eat?
    Storm: Chips! They are easy to get an eat. But the only way I get them is if I specifically ask you to buy them.
    Me: Ya, they’re just not part of my vernacular to make sure we always stock up in the house
    Storm: Then put them in there
    Me: That’s just not how my brain works

    Me: Do you like ice cream?
    Storm: Yes
    Me: What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream?
    Storm: Cookies & cream

    Me: What’s your favorite outfit to wear?
    Storm: Long or short sleeved shirt; hoodie; pants.. long sleeved pants and socks … and you know … the other things
    Me: Long sleeved pants?
    Storm: Long pants!!!
    Me: But more specifically, your pants have to be cozy pants. They can’t be jeans or anything else.
    Storm: Yes

    Me: Who is your biggest hero?
    Storm: I don’t know

    Me: What are you really good at?
    Storm: Art. Especially pixel art

    Me: Where do you wish you could go on vacation?
    Storm: The UK

    Me: If you had a $1000 what would you buy with it?
    Storm: Stocks? I dunno
    Me: Really? What kind of stocks?
    Storm: Depends… on how risky I feel that day
    Me: How risky are you feeling right now?
    Storm: I say we shove it all in Bitcoin and wait
    Me: And hope it goes back up?
    Storm: Yep!

    Me: What do you want to do when you grow up?
    Storm: I have no clue!

    Me: What do you hope to do before you turn 14?
    Storm: I don’t know!

    Me: Give me a piece of advice
    Storm: No
    Me: You don’t have any advice for me?
    Storm: You’re older and wiser. I think it would be a bit worrying if I did have advice for you
    Me: Hey , everyone can teach someone something

    Me: What is your favorite subject at school these days?
    Storm: Math

    Me: Who is your favorite educator?
    Storm: Inga

    Me: Who is your least favorite educator?
    Storm: No comment
    Me: I think I know. Starts with an E maybe?
    Storm: Yerp
    Me: Subject starts with an L?
    Storm: No!
    Me: Really? S?
    Storm: Ya
    Me: Really? That surprises me

    Me: Share something from the last year that you remember. Like a memory of some sort. Could something as little as “Hey that one time I went out for lunch with my friends on a Wednesday.”
    Storm: Ya, that! That. Wednesday
    Me: Wednesdays are something you want to remember.
    Storm: Ya; it’s an easy. It’s an entire lunch that I don’t have to deal with you or school. It’s really interesting and actually fun.
    Me: But you do deal w/ me on a Wed
    Storm: Ya! When we’re actually done
    Me: What do you and your friends like to do on a Wednesday when you do go out?
    Storm: Eat. And hang out at the library. Talking and playing games

    Me: What has been your favorite trip this year?
    Storm: Spain
    Me: What about Spain left an impression on you
    Storm: It was a new place
    Me: So was Arizona. Eh. Kinda
    Storm: it was on a … that was this year?
    Me: Yes
    Storm: Eh. Ok

    Me: What was your least favorite trip this year?
    Storm: Hawaii
    Me: Why?
    Storm: Power went out like the second day
    Me: Ya, that kind of sucked. Have you liked Hawaii in the past
    Storm: Yes
    Me: Do you want to go again?
    Storm: Probably not the same island. Because it probably won’t be intact
    Me: They’re making improvements. But if you had the opportunity to go again, would you?
    Storm: Yes. And I know most likely when we’re going to go
    Me: Maybe not this year?
    Storm: Wow. Really? Of course not this year, because it already happened
    Me: Well. I meant in the next calendar year
    Storm: Ya; ok
    Me: Mainly because of Norway and all that
    Storm: Yes, that makes a big dent or a big whole in the wallet
    Me: Are you looking forward to Norway?
    Storm: I dunno. I’m questioning learning Norwegian just to make fun of Griffin
    Me: Really? How are you going to learn Norwegian? Duolingo has Norwegian?
    Storm: I have no clue -because, of course they put it in that native language

    Me: Ya; that’s kind of rough. I think those are my questions
    Storm: That’s it
    Me: Ya. Is there anything else you want to share though?
    Storm: No. Just know that as soon as I wake up you’re getting a tap on your shoulder asking for the gift you got me. Ok?
    Me: Oh. That reminds me. I should put it into a bag, huh?
    Storm: Ya. Because if it’s headphones I’m going to want that first.
    Me: Oh! If it’s not?
    Storm: I’m still going to want your gift
    Me: Ok. Huugs and kisses. I can’t package that.


    This is 15

    August 29th, 2023

    We have a 15 year old in the house! I appreciate how “on brand” his responses are to who he is right now. Of special note: pajama and relax time.

    Me: How old are you now? … for the record
    G: 15

    Me: What is your favorite color?
    G: I dunno

    Me: Who are your best friends right now?
    G: Ryan, Julian, Carston
    Me: No Avi?
    G: No, what?
    Me: No Avi?
    G: No, he’s busy
    Me: [laughs] He’s too busy to be your best friend?

    Me: What do you like to do with your friends?
    G: Play video games
    Me: Which video games?
    G: Counter Strike
    Me: That’s it?
    G: Ya

    Me: What’s your favorite book?
    G: Books suck!

    Me: What’s your favorite movie? Or TV show?
    G: Like… ever?
    Me: Sure. Ever… or more recent one
    G: Fantastic Beast series

    Me: What’s your favorite animal?
    G: Uuugh. I dunno

    Me: What’s your favorite food to eat?
    G: Pasta
    Me: Any particular kind of pasta?
    G: Edible

    Me: What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
    G: Vanilla
    Me: Really? That surprises me. Usually because you order cookies and creme

    Me: What’s your favorite toy?
    G: My computer

    Me: What’s your favorite outfit?
    G: My pajamas
    Me: Truth

    Me: What songs do you love?
    G: My playlist
    Me: Is there any song on your playlist that you just love listening to? Or maybe there’s more than one? Give me your top few.
    G: Music
    Me: What is your favorite style of music these days
    G: Country and pop

    Me: Who is your biggest hero?
    G: Myself

    Me: What are you really good at?
    G: Being me
    Me: What does that mean?
    G: I’m good at being me
    Me: What does “being me” look like?
    G: Relaxing

    Me: What do you wish you could do on your next vacation
    G: Sleep… more. Have internet. Not have a fire
    Me: Ya, that last one was a bit of a damper. Usually those don’t happen on vacation.

    Me: If you had a thousand dollars what would you do with it?
    G: Inflation. That doesn’t mean anything
    Me: If you had ten thousand dollars what would you do with it?
    G: Invest it
    Me: In what?
    G: In myself
    Me: What does that mean?
    G: Buy myself stuff
    Me: What would you buy?
    G: I’d figure that out later. So when’s my $10,000?

    Me: If you could have any wish what would you ask for?
    G: More wishes
    Me: Ok. What happens with your first wish from the more wishes?
    G: I’d want 3 wishes
    Me: So with your first wish you would ask for more wishes. Then you would limit your wishes to 3?
    G: Yes. Now watch. Now I wish for what I want for, then I wish for more wishes therefore the infinite cycle of wishes
    Me: But then you’re not actually getting what you’re wishing for
    G: No, no. I am. Just once every 3 wishes
    Me: Ok, so beyond the every 3 wishes and unlimited wishes, what’s the one in the middle?
    G: I dunno
    Me: I can see a geni turning you into a frog

    Me: What kind of job do you see having when you grow up?
    G: I dunno
    Me: what are you interested in?
    G: Coding. And politics

    Me: What do you hope to accomplish before you turn 16?
    G: I dunno
    Me: Setup any goals for yourself for this upcoming year?
    G: Nope

    Me: Do you plan to get your driver’s license when you turn 16?
    G: Uhmn.. maybe

    Me: Give me a piece of advice
    G: Don’t do stupid stuff
    Me: Like what?
    G: Like drugs: they’re too expensive
    Me: Huh. So don’t do drugs because they’re too expensive… not because they’re bad for you?
    G: Yep

    Me: Give me another piece of advice
    G: Listen to your dad more
    Me: Ok. Why just my dad?
    G: Because he knows how to relax


    Must be “this tall” to enter

    August 17th, 2023

    G is now 5’5″. I’m still 5’3″.

    As of this week-end, the height min to enter his bedroom is 5’4″.

    How… convenient.


    On to High School

    June 18th, 2023

    It’s time. High School. G is an incoming freshman, and I’m sitting here dumb-founded, because that feels surreal to say. I fully recognize he’s 14, but these last 9 years feel, really, maybe like 5… tops.

    Charter’s graduation was so much more than I could have expected. I legit thought 2-3 speaches from the graduating class, something from the principal and a bunch of names read out loud. I guess benefit of a very, very small graduating class (24 kids) means a much more personalized experience. Each learner was up on stage during the whole ceremony. Some were beated up by palm trees, since the wind was whipping their branches into the kids sitting right in front. It was honestly, quite a production — I could see why they needed rehersals for this thing. At the end, as each received their certificate, there was a quick reading for every kid. They contributed a paragraph, and then one of their teachers also contributed something. It was special! It felt like more than a “hope these past X years worked out; best to y’all”.

    G’s write-up was actually an inside joke for his class. At their last milestone (the SF trip) they went to Club Fugazi, where attendees were given the opportunity to write a post-card… which might then be read out-loud by the cast. G didn’t write one. But one of his friends did in his name… so they all decided to write one and attribute it to G, making Griffin quite the prolific post-card writer. So, while at this graduation ceremony it looks innocent and sweet, I’m actually enjoying the inside-joke part of it (that his teacher called-up).

    A very small part of me is excited to hear Storm’s write-up when it’s his turn. But again a very small part, because I’m not ready for grown-ups yet!

    When I was graduating high school, I felt like the incoming freshmen class looked like babies. So young-looking (yes, yes, irony — leave it alone). Yet, as I look at Griffin’s classmates (and him!) they look so grown. They look like young adults. We were asked to contribute a picture of our graduating kid from their younger years. I sent one of him when he was 7… and startled by how much he really has changed. Shane and I are def. seeing why people that haven’t seen him over the past 3 years don’t recognize him. What will the next 4 bring?

    At school the next day (why yes, they did indeed have a graduation ceremony on Monday and proceeded to have 2 extra days of class following!) they did a walk through campus with the opportunity to be greated by the younger classes. I think it’s awesome — lots of cheering from the younger grades… and just as tear jerky for this mom

    See more photos from the day here: https://www.flickr.com/gp/avalikelava/3kmy5Tq0cY


    Contact List

    June 17th, 2023

    Wanna know how to find me in Storm’s contact list? I’m filed under “Spawn point”

    Griffin was “spare parts”. Now he’s “prequal”

    Shane? “Founding father”… though Storm has been threatening to update him to “Boomer”


    S is now 12

    November 1st, 2022

    How to make a pre-teen cringe

    October 15th, 2022

    Storm: Mom, I’d really like to watch Top Gun

    Me: The new one or the original?

    Storm: The new one

    Me: I’m not sure if watching the original first is necessary to make sense of it

    Storm: That’s fine.

    Me: I think the original has a sex scene in it though

    Storm: Mom, you know, you can fast forward through that

    Me: Huh… so you can watch people do it faster?

    Storm: [looks at me with discomfort and disbelief]


    G is 14!

    August 29th, 2022

    It’s official — I’ve been surpassed

    July 4th, 2022

    Let it be known, that as of this week G is officially taller than me.

    I knew this day would come.

    …also, the “You’re short!” jokes have commenced.