S is 14
November 1st, 2024Our 14 yr old is now taller than me. He’s a 5’4″ skinny bean, weighing in at 95lbs
- Do you know what the V stands for?
- Viktor
- That’s partially true. Stands for both grandma and grandpa
- Ok
- Do you wish it stood for something else?
- No
- How old are you about to be?
- 14
- What is you favorite color?
- Gray
- Upgrade from black last year!
- Who is your best friend?
- Luke
- What do you like to do with your friends?
- Talk
- About what?
- Talk
- What is you favorite book?
- I don’t read enough for that
- Have you read anything good in the past year?
- No
- What is your favorite movie or TV show?
- Arcane
- Is there also a movie that you’re really into?
- I don’t want enough movies either
- What is your favorite animal?
- The crow
- Cool! Why not the raven
- That too! But they’re basically the same thing… except one is larger than the other
- Very different in size… Why?
- I dunno. They’re interesting, I guess
- They’re super smart!
- Smarter than you!
- I’m offended! Also, there’s a movie called The Crow that I would like to introduce you to. Has a great soundtrack!
- What is your favorite food to eat?
- Pizza, I guess
- What is your favorite favorite pizza?
- Pepperoni! Shocker
- Thin crust? Deep dish? Regular crust?
- As long as it’s not the stuff they do in Europe I’m fine
- What do they do in Europe?
- They make it like as thin as possible. It’s like a competition how to make it before people start complaining?
- So you’re not into cracker crust?
- I’m not into crust that feels like it could be used as paper
- What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
- I don’t eat enough ice cream for that
- If you walk into an ice cream store tomorrow, what flavor would you pick?
- It depends on what they have! Not every store has everything
- Pretend this one does
- I dunno. Like Cookies & cream, probably
- What is your favorite toy?
- I don’t play with toys
- There’s many things I would classify as toys
- Ok, do it!
- I would call my computer a toy
- Ok, then that I guess
- What is your favorite thing to wear?
- Clothes… that’s my answer
- Can you describe the kinds of clothes you like to wear
- They’re comfortable
- What song do you love?
- I dunno. I don’t listen to one specific song, because I’m not a psychopath
- Ok, who’s your favorite musical artist these days?
- Lets see (looks at his Spotify). Thing would really good if Spotify Wrapped was out right now
- It will by the end of the year
- Is it the end of the year?
- I know it’s not
- Juice World
- Is that one of the artists I can’t use for your slideshow?
- Yes! He overdosed on drugs, so you can’t use his lyrics
- Who is your biggest hero?
- I dunno. The Hulk, because he’s big, I guess
- You took that quite literally!
- Maybe like Plastic Man — he can scale to any factor, because he’s plastic I guess
- I don’t know. I don’t know who’s my biggest hero, so that’s my answer
- What are you really good at?
- Proctastination
- What are you not good at that you’d like to get better at next year?
- Doing stuff on time
- You actually have improved on that a lot.
- Where do you wish you could go on vacation?
- I’d like to stay home, without the fear of school. Like a break
- If you had a destination where would you go?
- I dunno; some uncontacted tribe… ‘cuz it’d be funny to talk with them
- You think you could speak their language?
- I dunno, but it would still be unny
- What would you buy if you had $1000?
- Nothing in this economy
- What would you buy if you had $10,000?
- Ugh… I dunno… bonds, I guess?
- Really? Why bonds?
- Because they’re a safe investment
- What do you want to do when you grow up?
- I don’t know. Preferably something I enjoy to do
- I hope so for you too!
- What do you hope to do before you turn 15?
- Nothing
- Give me a piece of advice…
- 99.99% gamblers quit before they hit big
- So you’re telling me I should quit, before I hit big?
- No, I’m telling you you shouldn’t give up!
- You should keep clicking the button until you hit the jackpot
- But I don’t want to lose my money