17!
Excelling at one-word answers, I present you, our 17-year old!!!
What is your favorite color?
Blue
What flavor of blue? There’s just a lot of shades of blue.
Blue.
All right. Who’s your best friend?
Ryan, Julian & Tiago
What do you like to do with them?
Play games
What kind of games?
Video games.
Any one in particular?
No.
What are you guys playing right now?
Uh, depends.
On?
How much time we have?
Let’s say you have 15 minutes.
We do nothing.
You have half an hour..
The Finals.
The finals of what?
That’s the game.
Oh. What if you have three hours?
Depends.
On?
If we switch games.
Okay, so you don’t want to play any one game for too long.
Yeah.
What is your favorite book?
Uh, none of them.
What is your favorite movie or TV show?
Phineas and Ferb.
Who is your favorite YouTube content creator?
I don’t know.
Top three?
I don’t know.
What is your favorite animal?
A human.
A human?
A human’s an animal
That is true! Any particular human?
Myself.
Wow! So… so… you know…
What is your favorite food to eat?
Pasta.
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Cookies and cream.
What’s your favorite activity?
Sleeping.
What’s your favorite outfit to wear?
Pajamas.
But not your cozy socks?
No.
So just your pajamas? Okay.
What song do you like a lot right now?
I don’t know.
Is there a particular song that just makes you happy and you listen to it again and again?
Not really.
Who is your biggest hero?
Myself
So modest…
What are you really good at?
Sleeping
I disagree.
Uh bullshit, nuh huh
Where do you wish you can go on vacation next?
Sweden
Hmm. Why Sweden?
I’ve already been to Norway.
You’re just trying to cover the Nordic countries?
Yeah.
If you’re gonna have $1,000, what would you buy?
If you were in California, that gets you nothing.
It actually gets you a fair amount, but..
Nice job. You get like, nothing.
Okay, what would you want to buy that clearly is way more than $1,000.?
A thousand It’s Its
A thousand it’s its?
Yeah.
They would melt or go bad before you eat ’em
All right, then: 9,000 It’s Its. And one refrigerator.
If you could have a wish, what would it be?
Huh, I don’t know.
Think about it. If a gennie was standing right here in front of you, I’d be like, “I grad species, what you want?” You would say.. “
Another genie?
What would you do with another gene?
Ask for more wishes.
Well, sure, but at some point in time, you’re actually going to have to make the wishes.
Figure that when we get there
How many gennies would you need?
I don’t know.
What do you want to do after high school?
Go to college
And then?
I don’t know.
Do you have any particular career in mind?
Not really
What do you hope to achieve before you turn 18?
Nothing… I think I’m dying to achieve.
Okay. Anything you want to accomplish before you turn 18?
No, not really.
I got one for you.
Okay, what?
Got a driver’s license.
Why? You didn’t like driving me around?
I like driving you around.
Ok; but also problem solved.
But I also want you to have the flexibility to, you know, not have to rely on me.
Well, yeah, and there’s Dad.
But when we’re traveling and the other person can’t help you, what do you do? Like, Dad was out of town the other week; I had a meeting, and I was like “Oh, you’re gonna have to walk!” .. And then it got canceled last minute.
Walking to school is not bad. Walking back sucks.
Okay. But also, yesterday, I because I had other stuff, I stayed home, but I would have gone to work otherwise, and then would have had to walk home.
Yeah, I but I didn’t have any plans afterward.
It only matters if you have plans?
Yeah.
All right. Give me a piece of advice.
Don’t do drugs.
Okay, that’s a good one.
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