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    G: Are gas and gasoline the same thing?
    Me: No.
    Me: Also the gas that comes out of your butt is not the same thing as the gas we put in the car
    G: [cackles]
    Me: So you can’t back your butt up to the car, and fart your way into making it run
    G: [looses it]
    ***
    G: Say it again!

    I ran through the above 4 times before I had to quit. If he wasn’t potty trained, I’d be concerned there might be a puddle where he sat.

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