January 24th, 2015
G: Are gas and gasoline the same thing?
Me: No.
Me: Also the gas that comes out of your butt is not the same thing as the gas we put in the car
G: [cackles]
Me: So you can’t back your butt up to the car, and fart your way into making it run
G: [looses it]
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G: Say it again!
I ran through the above 4 times before I had to quit. If he wasn’t potty trained, I’d be concerned there might be a puddle where he sat.
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January 24th, 2015
S2’s new thing: putting on his PJ’s OVER his next-day clothes. I’m not complaining too much: he’s ready the next day in under a minute, and we don’t have any fights over which pants to wear.
He appears to be cozy enough, though when he wears jeans underneath he looks more like the Michelin Tire dude, that anything else.
Oh — also, for cute points, he puts on his night-time undies OVER his jeans. He clearly doesn’t get the purpose for the night-time undies, but he stays dry overnight (knock on wood), so I don’t have much to complain about. So if you’re keeping track here are the layers on his bottom (in order of proximity to body)
1. underwear
2. pants
3. night-time underwear
4. pajama bottoms
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