Where’s the punch line?
November 5th, 2012G has been making a very concerted effort to tell jokes. I’m privy to a number of knock-knock and why did the “whatever” cross the road. Lemme give you a sampling:
G: mama, knock knock!
Me: who’s there?
G: [giggles]
The variation of the above:
G: knock, knock
Me: who’s there?
G: butt! [laughs at himself]
Occasionally ‘butt’ is replaced with ‘poop’… because apparently its never too early for toilet humor.
His road crossing jokes are also in need of a punch line. Example:
G: why did the squirrel cross the road?
Me: I dunno, why?
G: I dunno either
He’s actually a really funny kid, but is so much better when he doesn’t try.
He did, however, give me one that did actually made me laugh:
G: mom, what do the cows do when they go out?
Me: I dunno, what?
G: they go to the moo-vies
Ah, yes. 4 yr old humor 🙂