Parenting law #22
June 19th, 2011The amount of hair gray-ing and/or falling out increases exponentially with each child.
The amount of hair gray-ing and/or falling out increases exponentially with each child.
When your child makes a gagging sound, you will inexplicably find yourself holding out a hand in a worth-LESS attempt to capture the.. ugmn… “stuff”… and avoid clean up & laundry.
Invariably when you are caring for your child(ren) alone, because your partner is away, they will be on their worst behavior and/or get sick.
There is no such place in your home as a ‘child free’ zone that is either occupied by you or unfortified.
When putting a child down for naptime/bedtime you will be tired & sleepy before them.