What caused this? Pregnancy. How did you do it? WHAT?!?
July 20th, 2010Have you ever filled out a new patient form for a doctors office and paused at some of the questions you were asked? And I don’t mean paused in a “I don’t remember” kind of way. I mean more in a “What the $&$^#^?” kind of way.
Well, I was filling out a patient form ahead of a chiropractic appointment I have set in the morning when I came across the following question:
“What caused this complaint or how did you do it?”
I responded simply “Pregnancy” while doing my best to keep my smart-ass in check. Why? Because here’s what I really wanted to say:
“Well, you see, when a man and a woman REALLY like each other they do this ‘hug’…”
I also contemplated drawing some stick-figure pictures. (Although in my case drawing me in stirrups with 4 people around me might have confused them)
However, I was only given one line (and a quarter) to respond, so I just kept it simple 🙂
My inner 13-year old really wants out.
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